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Why are you wasting your time with my dumb question?
You: i want potato
Stranger: cause i've got nothing better to do
You: please how do it come
Stranger: many
Stranger: more than 7
You: you have many potate?
Stranger: do have 14
Stranger: but will sell 7 only
You: how did you get them?
Stranger: my local town wizard
Stranger: cooked up a fresh batch this morning
You: wizard produce it potato?
Stranger: he make many potat
Stranger: POTAT FOR ALL!
You: mm i not trust wizard
You: i think he is scam
Stranger: no no no his potate very good of quality
Stranger: whole town love him
Stranger: very good very cheap
Stranger: he make good deal for you
You: how you get wizard in town? i want
Stranger: craigslist
You: he comes from mail? do you pay him to come there?
Stranger: no he free for town
Stranger: only asks for 4 onions per month
Stranger: very cheap
Stranger: town farm many onions
You: very cheap good wizard
Stranger: but no potate
You: he product more things? or potato only?
Stranger: mainly potat, but he also does the carrot and BMW Z4
Stranger: but he only does bmw once
You: why only once? do he keep that? or for town?
Stranger: for town
Stranger: town car
You: nice good wizard
Stranger: he summon out of 5 bricks, 13 banan, 2 old fridge and 1 block of premium cheddar cheese
Stranger: took town 2 years to collect items
Stranger: but bmw is ver nice ver quick i like
You: can use goat cheese? only can this in my town...
Stranger: nononono, goat cheese in this recipe make small fishing boat
Stranger: boat no good for drive unless water drive
You: i want BMW
You: we not many water in our town
You: maybe one day can get premium cheddar cheese
You: so i can searching the cragslist to wizard
You: he will come
Stranger: yes very hard to come by
Stranger: lost 3 good firends on quest to aquire
Stranger: had to kill sacred dragon of big mountain
Stranger: i kill him with bare hands.
You: oh ( im sorry to your loss
Stranger: no worry, they owed me money anyways
You: is quest always kill dragon?
You: i not sure if we are enough people in our town for kill one...
Stranger: yes, he respawn after 2 days in geam time
Stranger: you can get special ak-47 that will add bonus damage
Stranger: you have to buy from traveling merchant
You: it must cost many expensive
You: we only poor town here
You: can kill with stick?
Stranger: how big stick?
You: long one big like leg
You: and sharp at end
You: we chase wild dog away with this stick many time
Stranger: ah yes, we have problem with wild dog
Stranger: stick sound good
Stranger: use stick and stone
Stranger: the stone very powerful
You: is good stick, but wild dog always come back
You: we try stone also next time
You: stick ad stone is enough with kill dragon?
Stranger: yes, stone ver good, would recommend
Stranger: and yes, if you hit weak stop
Stranger: spot
You: dragon have some?
You: the weak spot i mean
Stranger: yes
You: where it ?
Stranger: you have to wait till he winds up attack
Stranger: then you rush in and beat ankle with stick and stone combo
Stranger: then roll back before he hit you
You: ah i am understand
You: thank very many for great advice )
You: i will the craiglist
Stranger: yes, you must get wizard, bring him to battle
Stranger: that will do you help
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