Thursday, September 10, 2009

Biznis with China #1

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey, got any food?
Stranger: YEAH
You: what u haves??
Stranger: IT'S DIFFICULT TO SAY
Stranger: I'm a chinese
You: ok, i have a raw potato
You: you wanna trade?
You: ill take ur chinese foodz
Stranger: some hot and dry noodles,OK?
You: ok!!! yum
Stranger: and what about Beijing DUCK?
You: send me the noodles, and when they get here, ill send you my potato
You: yeah duck too!
You: i'll give you 2 potato if u send it
Stranger: if some Tofu?
You: send the food ***(edited out a friend's address)***. and write your adress on the package, so i know where to send the potatoes.
You: oh, then i could give 3 potato
Stranger: OH, Iam getting to have some rice
Stranger: BYE
You: by by
You have disconnected.

2 comments:

  1. this is hillarioussssssss LOOOOL. Keep doin it maan !!!!!

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    1. lol i meant ^ this comment for the hobo christian one ! haha my bad

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