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You: tell me a story plz
You: any story is fine
Stranger: i'm
Stranger: 16 f korea
Stranger: I can not speak English well
You: thATs ok
You: so then what happened?
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Friday, September 18, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Aliens will kill me.
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Stranger: ALÍENS ZIJN SUPER!! @ gsm.
You: aliens?
Stranger: yeah i am an alien!!
You: omgz
You: ffs u guys r scary
You: what u comed to earth for?
Stranger: to kill you!
You: omgs
You: please! i wont tell anyone u guys r here
You: plz just let me live
You: or wipe my memory or sumthin
Stranger: well ok i will let you live
Stranger: but next time.....
You: thx
Stranger: :P
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Stranger: ALÍENS ZIJN SUPER!! @ gsm.
You: aliens?
Stranger: yeah i am an alien!!
You: omgz
You: ffs u guys r scary
You: what u comed to earth for?
Stranger: to kill you!
You: omgs
You: please! i wont tell anyone u guys r here
You: plz just let me live
You: or wipe my memory or sumthin
Stranger: well ok i will let you live
Stranger: but next time.....
You: thx
Stranger: :P
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Thursday, September 10, 2009
christian hobo guy
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Stranger: Hi there
You: hello
You: you got any food?
Stranger: yes
You: oh!! what u have?
Stranger: i have steamed rice
You: yum!
You: can i have it?
Stranger: chicken noodle soup
You: yes!!
Stranger: idk
Stranger: and steak
You: oh!!
You: ok ok listen... i have a potato...
Stranger: also chicken,fish sticks, and ribs
Stranger: k
You: perhaps we could trade?
Stranger: u should use it to plant a garden of potatoes
You: !!!
Stranger: wait
You: that way... that way....
Stranger: what state do u live in?
You: i could... have more potatoes!!
Stranger: yeah
You: omgzzzzz
You: i live in one of those united ones
Stranger: lol
You: i forget what it called
Stranger: clever way to NOT answer someone
Stranger: so yah plant some
You: but im hungry n0w
You: and i only have one potato
Stranger: then trade in ur computer for more potatoes!
You: how long it take for it to turn into more potatoes?
You: what? my computer is like, 15 yr old. it can't do fancy stuff like that
Stranger: oh yes u can...
Stranger: be manipulative and cunning
Stranger: give it to one of ur hobo buddies who has food
You: none of us has food tho
Stranger: maybe you could trade it in to a charity for food?
Stranger: or you can work for food
Stranger: go to the church and ask for the eucharist
You: nah they told us not to come back after last time we tried trade with our empty goon cask
You: the who?
Stranger: then you can be spiritually filled while you rot physically
Stranger: :D
You: whats the eucarst?
You: it food?
Stranger: Eucharist!Ya know, the body of Christ
Stranger: yes, in bread form
You: whaT? cannibalism?!??
Stranger: no no
You: dead people aren't breads!
You: that sounds disgusting!
Stranger: kk
Stranger: theyre little wafers of bread made of wheat and water
Stranger: theyre kinda like chips
You: i like chips!
Stranger: we catholics eat it every sunday
Stranger: but only one chip
You: but whats this about a dead body? :s
You: what? only one?
Stranger: k lemme explain
Stranger: you can eat as many -un-blessed chips you want
Stranger: but if theyre blessed then only one
Stranger: you see?
You: thats a bit confusing
Stranger: food for you spiritually and physically
Stranger: just asked the priest for unblessed eucharist
You: spirits? methylated ones?
Stranger: hell give you a bag
Stranger: no
You: i like bags!
Stranger: well then
Stranger: go now
Stranger: and eat the Lord
You: i didn't know preists gave away free bags of chips!
You: wait what??
You: eat a lord?
Stranger: you can also drink his blood
You: what?!!!?
Stranger: wich is the wine they serve
Stranger: WINE
Stranger: WINE
You: what kind of sick cult are you involved in????
Stranger: NO NO
Stranger: we aint no cult
Stranger: you dont understand
You: eating bodies and drinking blood?????
Stranger: you know what
You: i know its same colour as wine, but it dont taste nothin like it
Stranger: while you do that ask te priest what this is all about
Stranger: no no it tastes like wine
Stranger: good wine i must add
You: i don't think im goin near some scary cult priest!
Stranger: its no cult
You: eh? they have good wine?
Stranger: just listen, you have nothing to lose
Stranger: your a hobo with a laptop comptuer
You: they won't ask me to give up my possessions n stuff will they? im quite attached to my newspaper
You: this is erm, borrowed
Stranger: no, infact a rich guy will proly give you food and shelter and stuff
Stranger: as long as you dont steal from him O.o
Stranger: i know i would help you
You: they won't try to sacrifice me for the cannibalisms will he?
Stranger: no no, thats illegal and an abomination. didnt you know we usd to kill people for doing sick things like that?
You: i like chips n wines n shelters n bags n all, but ...
You: what? you killed people?
Stranger: well what do you expect? we usedto live in the desert
Stranger: we were a hardened people
You: ur cult came outa the desert?
Stranger: we used to wage wars
Stranger: no we aint no cult
Stranger: didnt u know half the worlds population is with us
You: wars?! deserts? :c i don't like the sound of this organizating of yours
You: what?????
Stranger: not literally
You: is this about that raptor guy?
Stranger: we dont even do that anymore, and also we establised most of the worlds nations
Stranger: haha no
You: what? the illuminatings?
Stranger: no
You: them rochellestors societin?
Stranger: no
You: the scientolgist?
Stranger: without us, culture would be nothin as it is now
You: Xenu??
Stranger: We are the Roman Catholic Church
You: this is about that xenu guy isnt it? :c
You: what? romans???
You: them barbaric types people?
Stranger: :P
You: i thought rome was no exists now?
You: fell down or something didnt he?
Stranger: actuall it still exist,its a modern city now:D
Stranger: in Italy
You: oh , is that where your headquarters are?
You: oh no! it's not the mafia is it?
Stranger: no
You: i don't want any trouble1
You: i was just hopin to get some food
Stranger: hey man
You: this one potato isn't much eats u no
Stranger: do you have somefood?
You: like i said, just this one raw potato :c
You: im really hungry
Stranger: imhungry ashellandi just stolethisdudes computer
You: .....
Stranger: me too
You: where that guy from the cult go?
Stranger: you seem like a swell guy
Stranger: why dont we become hobo buddies!
You: well, do u have any food?
Stranger: I live in front of the 7 11
Stranger: yes
You: oh, fancy guy eh?
You: 7 11.... woah
Stranger: one chip from some cloaked guy
You: oh nice!
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: i know
You: iv just got this one potato
Stranger: I KNOW
You: i thought i was gonna get a deal on it
You: but then the guy turned out to be some scary mafia cult
Stranger: we can trade, and ill cut up the potatoe so that i can make more chips!!!
You: i think he was tryin to lure me to be a sacrifice
Stranger: oh no
You: eh? what u wanna do to my potato?
Stranger: that guy gave me a chio and then flew into the sky
Stranger: chip*
You: eh? e flew up in there?
You: a chip?
Stranger: yeah he was cloaked with a mafia hat
You: i knew it! he must have been one of them raptor mafia's.
Stranger: well he did have a lizard tai
You: some of the guys down at the park said they had some troubl;e with the raptor mafia lately
Stranger: k tis is lame now
Stranger: pce out bitch
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Stranger: Hi there
You: hello
You: you got any food?
Stranger: yes
You: oh!! what u have?
Stranger: i have steamed rice
You: yum!
You: can i have it?
Stranger: chicken noodle soup
You: yes!!
Stranger: idk
Stranger: and steak
You: oh!!
You: ok ok listen... i have a potato...
Stranger: also chicken,fish sticks, and ribs
Stranger: k
You: perhaps we could trade?
Stranger: u should use it to plant a garden of potatoes
You: !!!
Stranger: wait
You: that way... that way....
Stranger: what state do u live in?
You: i could... have more potatoes!!
Stranger: yeah
You: omgzzzzz
You: i live in one of those united ones
Stranger: lol
You: i forget what it called
Stranger: clever way to NOT answer someone
Stranger: so yah plant some
You: but im hungry n0w
You: and i only have one potato
Stranger: then trade in ur computer for more potatoes!
You: how long it take for it to turn into more potatoes?
You: what? my computer is like, 15 yr old. it can't do fancy stuff like that
Stranger: oh yes u can...
Stranger: be manipulative and cunning
Stranger: give it to one of ur hobo buddies who has food
You: none of us has food tho
Stranger: maybe you could trade it in to a charity for food?
Stranger: or you can work for food
Stranger: go to the church and ask for the eucharist
You: nah they told us not to come back after last time we tried trade with our empty goon cask
You: the who?
Stranger: then you can be spiritually filled while you rot physically
Stranger: :D
You: whats the eucarst?
You: it food?
Stranger: Eucharist!Ya know, the body of Christ
Stranger: yes, in bread form
You: whaT? cannibalism?!??
Stranger: no no
You: dead people aren't breads!
You: that sounds disgusting!
Stranger: kk
Stranger: theyre little wafers of bread made of wheat and water
Stranger: theyre kinda like chips
You: i like chips!
Stranger: we catholics eat it every sunday
Stranger: but only one chip
You: but whats this about a dead body? :s
You: what? only one?
Stranger: k lemme explain
Stranger: you can eat as many -un-blessed chips you want
Stranger: but if theyre blessed then only one
Stranger: you see?
You: thats a bit confusing
Stranger: food for you spiritually and physically
Stranger: just asked the priest for unblessed eucharist
You: spirits? methylated ones?
Stranger: hell give you a bag
Stranger: no
You: i like bags!
Stranger: well then
Stranger: go now
Stranger: and eat the Lord
You: i didn't know preists gave away free bags of chips!
You: wait what??
You: eat a lord?
Stranger: you can also drink his blood
You: what?!!!?
Stranger: wich is the wine they serve
Stranger: WINE
Stranger: WINE
You: what kind of sick cult are you involved in????
Stranger: NO NO
Stranger: we aint no cult
Stranger: you dont understand
You: eating bodies and drinking blood?????
Stranger: you know what
You: i know its same colour as wine, but it dont taste nothin like it
Stranger: while you do that ask te priest what this is all about
Stranger: no no it tastes like wine
Stranger: good wine i must add
You: i don't think im goin near some scary cult priest!
Stranger: its no cult
You: eh? they have good wine?
Stranger: just listen, you have nothing to lose
Stranger: your a hobo with a laptop comptuer
You: they won't ask me to give up my possessions n stuff will they? im quite attached to my newspaper
You: this is erm, borrowed
Stranger: no, infact a rich guy will proly give you food and shelter and stuff
Stranger: as long as you dont steal from him O.o
Stranger: i know i would help you
You: they won't try to sacrifice me for the cannibalisms will he?
Stranger: no no, thats illegal and an abomination. didnt you know we usd to kill people for doing sick things like that?
You: i like chips n wines n shelters n bags n all, but ...
You: what? you killed people?
Stranger: well what do you expect? we usedto live in the desert
Stranger: we were a hardened people
You: ur cult came outa the desert?
Stranger: we used to wage wars
Stranger: no we aint no cult
Stranger: didnt u know half the worlds population is with us
You: wars?! deserts? :c i don't like the sound of this organizating of yours
You: what?????
Stranger: not literally
You: is this about that raptor guy?
Stranger: we dont even do that anymore, and also we establised most of the worlds nations
Stranger: haha no
You: what? the illuminatings?
Stranger: no
You: them rochellestors societin?
Stranger: no
You: the scientolgist?
Stranger: without us, culture would be nothin as it is now
You: Xenu??
Stranger: We are the Roman Catholic Church
You: this is about that xenu guy isnt it? :c
You: what? romans???
You: them barbaric types people?
Stranger: :P
You: i thought rome was no exists now?
You: fell down or something didnt he?
Stranger: actuall it still exist,its a modern city now:D
Stranger: in Italy
You: oh , is that where your headquarters are?
You: oh no! it's not the mafia is it?
Stranger: no
You: i don't want any trouble1
You: i was just hopin to get some food
Stranger: hey man
You: this one potato isn't much eats u no
Stranger: do you have somefood?
You: like i said, just this one raw potato :c
You: im really hungry
Stranger: imhungry ashellandi just stolethisdudes computer
You: .....
Stranger: me too
You: where that guy from the cult go?
Stranger: you seem like a swell guy
Stranger: why dont we become hobo buddies!
You: well, do u have any food?
Stranger: I live in front of the 7 11
Stranger: yes
You: oh, fancy guy eh?
You: 7 11.... woah
Stranger: one chip from some cloaked guy
You: oh nice!
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: i know
You: iv just got this one potato
Stranger: I KNOW
You: i thought i was gonna get a deal on it
You: but then the guy turned out to be some scary mafia cult
Stranger: we can trade, and ill cut up the potatoe so that i can make more chips!!!
You: i think he was tryin to lure me to be a sacrifice
Stranger: oh no
You: eh? what u wanna do to my potato?
Stranger: that guy gave me a chio and then flew into the sky
Stranger: chip*
You: eh? e flew up in there?
You: a chip?
Stranger: yeah he was cloaked with a mafia hat
You: i knew it! he must have been one of them raptor mafia's.
Stranger: well he did have a lizard tai
You: some of the guys down at the park said they had some troubl;e with the raptor mafia lately
Stranger: k tis is lame now
Stranger: pce out bitch
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Biznis with China #1
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You: hey, got any food?
Stranger: YEAH
You: what u haves??
Stranger: IT'S DIFFICULT TO SAY
Stranger: I'm a chinese
You: ok, i have a raw potato
You: you wanna trade?
You: ill take ur chinese foodz
Stranger: some hot and dry noodles,OK?
You: ok!!! yum
Stranger: and what about Beijing DUCK?
You: send me the noodles, and when they get here, ill send you my potato
You: yeah duck too!
You: i'll give you 2 potato if u send it
Stranger: if some Tofu?
You: send the food ***(edited out a friend's address)***. and write your adress on the package, so i know where to send the potatoes.
You: oh, then i could give 3 potato
Stranger: OH, Iam getting to have some rice
Stranger: BYE
You: by by
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You: hey, got any food?
Stranger: YEAH
You: what u haves??
Stranger: IT'S DIFFICULT TO SAY
Stranger: I'm a chinese
You: ok, i have a raw potato
You: you wanna trade?
You: ill take ur chinese foodz
Stranger: some hot and dry noodles,OK?
You: ok!!! yum
Stranger: and what about Beijing DUCK?
You: send me the noodles, and when they get here, ill send you my potato
You: yeah duck too!
You: i'll give you 2 potato if u send it
Stranger: if some Tofu?
You: send the food ***(edited out a friend's address)***. and write your adress on the package, so i know where to send the potatoes.
You: oh, then i could give 3 potato
Stranger: OH, Iam getting to have some rice
Stranger: BYE
You: by by
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